Some Marvelous Answers from Players...
“WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO OFFICIATE YOUR FUNERAL?
Gilbert Gottfried ”
“HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR BODY DISPOSED OF?
I want to be cremated and have my ashes blown into the faces of my enemies.”
“WHAT WOULD YOU’D LIKE PEOPLE TO DO AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I’ll be dead, so I’m not that fussed about what people do at my funeral. I mean, get my pronouns right and don’t dress me up in something I’d never wear while alive, but barring those sort of things, I’d like people to do whatever feels meaningful and healing to them.”
“WHAT INSTRUCTIONS HAVE YOU LEFT REGARDING THE DISPOSAL OF YOUR BODY?
Bake two giant loaves of bread, put my body in between them and stuff the whole thing into a crematorium. I want to go Panini style.”
“WHICH PSYCHOPOMP DO YOU WANT TO ESCORT YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE?
If there is an afterlife (ugh) I’ll take Nick Cave as a psychopomp. He could row me across the river singing ‘Little Empty Boat.’””
“WHAT IS DEATH’S MOTTO?
I win.”
“IF YOU COULD COME BACK AS A GHOST AND HAUNT SOMEONE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Is it limited to present time or can we pick a historical figure and go back and haunt them? Oh, the list is long...”
“WHAT’S THE MOST EMBARRASSING WAY TO GO?
Rear ended by a lube truck.”
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