Some of Our Favorite Answers...

Who would you choose to officiate your funeral?
GILBERT GOTTFRIED
— Sandra G.
What are your instructions regarding the disposal of your body?
“BAKE TWO GIANT LOAVES OF BREAD, PUT MY BODY IN BETWEEN THEM AND STUFF THE WHOLE THINGS INTO A CREMATORIUM. I WANT TO GO PANINI STYLE.
— Greg T.
What’s an embarrassing way to go?
REAR ENDED BY A LUBE TRUCK
— Greg T.