What is Death’s motto?(from on our our all play questions)I WIN.
Who would you choose to officiate your funeral?GILBERT GOTTFRIED
What are your instructions regarding the disposal of your body?“BAKE TWO GIANT LOAVES OF BREAD, PUT MY BODY IN BETWEEN THEM AND STUFF THE WHOLE THINGS INTO A CREMATORIUM. I WANT TO GO PANINI STYLE.
What’s an embarrassing way to go?REAR ENDED BY A LUBE TRUCK